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Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the
day is young, we've got our whole lives
ahead of us, and you're inside worrying
about a stupid burned out bulb?
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Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll
replace any wiring that's not up to code.
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Dachshund: You know I can't reach that
stupid lamp!
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Pointer: I
see it, there it is, there it is, right there.... |
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Pug: Is this
light bulb edible? No? Then forget it. |
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Bulldog:
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz |
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5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with
my squeaky toys in the dark.
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6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me
change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh?
Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
please, please!
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7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon
as I've led these people from the dark,
check to make sure I haven't missed any, and
make just one more perimeter patrol to see
that no one has tried to take advantage of
the situation.
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8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in
while I'm bouncing off the walls and
furniture.
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9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm
sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
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10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can
still pee on the carpet in the dark.
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11. Chihuahua: We don't need no
steenking light bulb.
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12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all
the light bulbs in a little circle...
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14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border
Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he
finishes rewiring the house, my nails will
be dry.
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